Showing posts with label relations. Show all posts
Showing posts with label relations. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

what a guy (like me) wants? :P

Ahem, So here is my first post...
Let me tell you guys that my humor is little dark, and dry; please take it in good spirit :P

I along with my good ol' chaddi buddy friend Amit who is in fact quite a girl repellent went onto a ride. What we call a "round" in the city. We were then talking about the kind of girl who can go out with us... Poor souls we are, we have always had limited options :(
So we decide to live in our dream world and think of certain requirements (better call characteristics) a girl can have to be our girlfriend. We came up with a four point conditional formula which is:

1. A girl should be beautiful: This is the most obvious condition and you dont need to be "mister know it all" to guess that.

2. Should be a little bold and should approach us first :P(in hindi, shud be chichori:O): ahem IS there anything to explain in that? and please dont bash me for this condition told ya my humor is a little bit "hat ke".

3. Should be filthyyyyyy rich :P: yaay! so that when we go out, she can pay the bills =))

4. Should have a bad taste in men: 'coz we're not the brad pitts' or george clooneys'

So any girl who can satisfy this criteria can be my girlfriend. Till then I am single again, but with experience :))