Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Saturday, January 10, 2009

A day in the life (of an engineer :P )

Exam is the essence of life I believe, or you can say I have been made to believe (I am still unsure though :P) and we taste this essence twice a year...

This post is an account of event that happened with me a day before my exam.. :P

Before telling you about it I must take an oath stating that all I am writing here is true to the best of my knowledge... and I do take responsibility of every consequence... i.e you might try this in your next exam and top the merit list. In that case I must be given special award for inspiration.

I woke up at 2 PM had my brunch (breakfast and lunch) and took up the herculean task of studying shivani. Before proceeding further I must tell you guys, it is bible of ever engineering students here in Bhopal, though some man not agree because there are infidels everywhere :P!! (take that topper!!).
Did Unit one with utmost concentration as if I am watching a suspense thriller of James Bond where he is surrounded by a batallion of Russians and wondering how dumb they can be. By the way to be james bond to me is mithun chatrborty of holly..... hey wait! I am writing about my exam. That is some concentration..!!!


My computer is always on.. and I saw one of my school friends online... he was in Hyderabad for some "International" conference.. ammaa khaan miyan hum log choti mote level dekhte hi nahi henge seedhe International!
after talking to him I realised bhai abhi 4 untis bhi hain... then I called up one of my friends' who always teaches me anything.. she caught me unit 2 and unit 3 on fone..
had dinner, took a walk, listened to some songs, etc etc...so by 10 PM I had done 1-2-3 so thot of revising them and clear my doubts. Dude, I too have doubts!! :P.then now another friend came online.. that too school friend.. saale ***** never let me study!! talked to him for a while, in fact quite a while.
then, called another friend she also teachers me everything :P... cleared my doubts revised 1-2-3 and did numericals which I always know I am never going to do them correctly in exam but try zaroor karna hai!!...all this was done by 1 AM.
Then at 1 Am started units 4 and which which were done by 3.. revised them by 4 listened to my fav song... and ...... Slept! :P
Phew..! That was a tiresome day..!! Im sure you guys can associate yourselves with this post..
Apologies for spelling mistakes...
Love ya all
take care
and do comment !!!

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

what a guy (like me) wants? :P

Ahem, So here is my first post...
Let me tell you guys that my humor is little dark, and dry; please take it in good spirit :P

I along with my good ol' chaddi buddy friend Amit who is in fact quite a girl repellent went onto a ride. What we call a "round" in the city. We were then talking about the kind of girl who can go out with us... Poor souls we are, we have always had limited options :(
So we decide to live in our dream world and think of certain requirements (better call characteristics) a girl can have to be our girlfriend. We came up with a four point conditional formula which is:

1. A girl should be beautiful: This is the most obvious condition and you dont need to be "mister know it all" to guess that.

2. Should be a little bold and should approach us first :P(in hindi, shud be chichori:O): ahem IS there anything to explain in that? and please dont bash me for this condition told ya my humor is a little bit "hat ke".

3. Should be filthyyyyyy rich :P: yaay! so that when we go out, she can pay the bills =))

4. Should have a bad taste in men: 'coz we're not the brad pitts' or george clooneys'

So any girl who can satisfy this criteria can be my girlfriend. Till then I am single again, but with experience :))